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The 12 days of DW Christmas...

PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 1:25 pm
by dreamwarrior254
The 12 days of DW Christmas...

On the first day of DW Christmas, the hottie Santa gave to me...
A Demon Gun of Agility (+2)...

On the second day of DW Christmas, the hottie Santa gave to me...
2 white crystals...

On the third day of DW Christmas, the hottie Santa gave to me...
3 Strength pills for liftin'

On the fourth day of DW Christmas, the hottie Santa gave to me...
4 Dex pills for flexin'

On the fifth day of DW Christmas, the hottie Santa gave to me...
5 lots of Golden coins.... nuts!

On the sixth day of DW Christmas, the hottie Santa gave to me...
6 Speed pills for chasin'

On the seventh day of DW Christmas, the hottie Santa gave to me...
7 IQ pills for thinkin'

On the eighth day of DW Christmas, the hottie Santa gave to me...
8 Guardian dollies ...

On the ninth day of DW Christmas, the hottie Santa gave to me...
9 more junk items ...

On the tenth day of DW Christmas, the hottie Santa gave to me...
10 expired skill books ...

On the eleventh day of DW Christmas, the hottie Santa gave to me...
11 failed enhances

On the twelth day of DW Christmas, the hottie Santa gave to me...
12 dozen bags of dust...

Re: The 12 days of DW Christmas...

PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:15 am
by Mary
Congrats to the makers of The 12 days of DW Christmas, it was my best laugh yet. That was way too funny :D

Re: The 12 days of DW Christmas...

PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 4:19 pm
by dreamwarrior254
The Night before DW Christmas...

It was the night before DW Christmas, and all through the house.
Only clicking was heard, as faint as a mouse.

The toys were unassembled, neglected without care,
and father was at his computer, and started to swear

"Where is that Hottie Santa?" He said with a snort.
"I need 20 more, and time is running short!"

There came such a noise, it caused such a clatter.
It was our dear mother...Mad as a Hatter!!

With a fire in her eyes, and a mad foam on her lips,
she lashed out with words, more painful than whips...

"What are you doing? You promised me! Why???
Some assembly required. You know that's a lie!"

"You get to work right now, I'm going to bed.
If you don't get it done, you will wish you were dead..."

Father walked slowly to the packages, cursing his luck.
"I wanted to buy them all gift cards. not put up with this muck"...

When a strange glow appeared from his computer, how odd...
When his eyes adjusted, before him floated...GoD

She smiled at him, and made a strange mystic symbol,
and when he looked beside him all the toys were assembled.

She then pointed at the computer, and he noticed a welcome sight.
He found all the Hottie Santas, and received gifts all right!

Devil armor of Speed +9 (he was only level 88),
Arena Ring also, and boxes totaling 48

He felt a blast of cold air, and GoD floated off out of sight.
Merry Christmas Dream World, and to all a good night