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Dear Santa...

Postby DrPhil » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:19 pm

My name is DrPhil and i am 38 and a half years old. I have been a really good monkey this year and all i want for Christmas is for you to come back to see us in dreamworld. I think you should know that a guardian tab has been handing out presents in your absence, and it's just not the same if you don't do it. Please come back and see us soon because we have missed you so much since last year.

Lots of love
DrPhil
PS: if you have a spare Nathalie Portman then don't wrap her too tightly for me.
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby JackOS » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:22 pm

Dear Santa--
If you look at your nice and naughty list, I believe you will find me underneath the one that begins with n
...
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...wait...
yeah, that's right.
Anyway, just come back to me, please. I'm just not the same without you.
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby Allura » Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:36 pm

dear Santie Claws,

I wrote the below ditty for you in the hopes that you will return this year for Christmas!

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Happily addicted to Dream World.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to Dream World!
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby ava » Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:36 am

LOL

i admit it... I'm singing that song now, allura. nice lyrics!! lol

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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby debann » Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:27 am

they really do need a like button on here. thank you for brightening my day with your little ditty.
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby DrPhil » Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:20 pm

I really liked that Allura...ingenious :)
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby JackOS » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:31 pm

LIKE LIKE LIKE
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby Thanh-Loan » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:48 pm

Santa Baby,
I am not sure how to begin this letter. I am not sure if I believe in you. I missed the event last year and did not get to see you. You forgot to stop by my house and the cookies i left for you are still sitting on the table next to the sour milk. If i promise to put out new cookies and milk will you stop by? I have been a very very good girl this year. I only beat up a few elves a few hundred times. stole from the wells, bashed a few treasure boxes and killed a few players in the mystic, but other than that i have been really really good. So please come and visit this year. I will leave a light on for you.

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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby ava » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:39 am

hahahaha thanh...
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby KingBagdemagus » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:28 pm

Dear Santa,

I am hopeful that you will come back to me, I miss the fact that you hide presents ever so well in your belly, I also miss the fact that I could stroke your beard for pills and potions. I loved how you look like a peppermint in the right lighting, and how you would sometimes give me energy to spend so I could play Dream World forever. Please come back to me, I need you, we all need you, I promise the cookies and milk will be fresh, and I might sing a nice song (though not as good as Allura's, and I'm pretty sure I died against Thanh once or twice in Mystic, and then just ran from her ... anyways Santa come back).
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