What can we offer you ?? I am afraid the answer is short and sweet (sort of),we have no cookies as they were eaten by a guild member.The cheesecake is partially eaten (by the same member) and the milk went sour a few days ago due to being left out the refrigerator by yet again...the same member.
We can however offer you respectable and decent guild bonus of 1100sp's and bonus of currently 150% but this fluctuates from day to day.Never lower than 115% guild bonus though.We have amassed a group of people who help each other daily,whether to raise a boss for someone's badge or to kill it for them.We have a vault full random items to cater for all classes desires although there is still no cookies in there either.
This could turn into a very long winded recruitment so i will end now by letting you know what we expect of you :
1- Daily play is a good start.
2- Vms of more than 50 is advantageous.
3 -Above average stats to which you can build upon.
4 -Active user of chat. (saves confusion on bosses etc)
5 -Sense of humour is an absolute must !!
We will give you this :
1 -A good home for life.(for the right person/people)
2 -Help with anything you need help with.(Game related help.Although outside of game related help we charge for
) 3 -Fun times.
4-Cookies,cheesecake and milk....when they are finally re-stocked by guild member who shall remain nameless for this recruiting purpose.(We shall tell you if you join though).
Can't think of anything else just now but if i do i shall return and edit it at my leisure
Oh and by the way,if your wondering which guild this is which is recruiting ??
We go by the name of Army of Darkness - AoD. Once your in your in for life,unless we release you back into the wild...which doesn't happen
Hope to hear from you soon
